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“Karim, can I have your permission to have three players coach tonight that are not captains?”
“Sure, Sean. Let me guess who-Fred, Michael, and Jeff.”
“Great minds think alike!”
All three feel honored to be recognized for their leadership. Each does well in their assigned two innings. Tremendous sportsmanship between the two teams continues throughout the evening. Again the Cubs win easily as they clinch first place, with one game left in the season.
44
FRISKY ‘N RISKY
“Good morning, Jeff. Did you sleep well?”
“Yeah, Ma, slept great. I can’t wait to get to the beach with Maria!”
“I figured that’s why you’re so frisky.”
“Ma, it doesn’t say that they’re STDs.”
“No, Jeff. These are the top five of any kind of infectious diseases. It turns out that they all are STDs, except for salmonellosis.”
“Wow! Is the exception that food poisoning infection?”
“As a matter of fact, yes! I did some math on the STDs. In 2002, one out of 200 Americans got a sexually transmitted disease.”
“That’s not too terrible.”
“I disagree. At that rate, one of every three Americans will get an STD in their liftime.”
“Oucheewowa! No wonder Sonya makes such a big deal about sex before marriage. Did you ever get one Mom?”
“No, Jeff. And I’m 100% certain that I don’t have one.”
“How’s that?”
“You probably heard of safe sex.”
“Yeah, you use protection.”
“Right. That reduces your risk a lot, but you’re still at risk.”
“So how do you know for sure that you don’t have an STD? Did a doctor tell you?”
“No. No test can give you a definite answer.”
“Mom, I’m missing something here.”
“I haven’t had sex since I got pregnant eleven years ago.”
“You’re kidding! You only had sex once!?”
“No, Jeff, several times.”
“You mean that bastard shagged you more than once! I’ll kill him!”
“Jeff, I know how much you hate your father. But I need to tell you something you don’t want to hear.”
Beginning to cry, “I can’t stand this, Mom!”
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